TheGoodWord got 50 hits yesterday and it's time to celebrate. I'll be mailing a sweet unique prize(which probably means something I found at Goodwill plus some modifications and a personal message from me, plus fame and glory)* to the winner of today's contest.
Rules: Caption the picture below in the way that you think would most tickle my fancy. Nothing dirty or hateful (Pat), but feel free to press the boundaries of clean humor with euphemisms and allusions. Your have until Friday to leave your caption in the comments section of this post, then I'll e-mail the winner and post the pic again with the winning caption (and then you'll all Digg, Stumble and Facebook the crap out of it).
Here's the photo:
Please note that Brad took this photo yesterday, it is neither staged (how could I even do that?) nor photo-shopped.So have at, and again: leave your caption as a comment and I'll post the winner on Friday.
And just as a bonus, I leave leave you with this.
*As if I could actually mail you fame and glory.
11 comments:
Nothing comes to mind caption-wise, and I'm waiting for the sky to clear up so I'm doing a 'shop instead.
Should be done soon, I have most of the 'shopping done, just looking for another image.
I was distracted by stuff, but I finished it.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v376/Manhatten_Project/YouShallNotPass.jpg
Caption: "You Shall Not Pass"
The very sight of his opponents name was too much for the senior Senator from Arizona.
Can we submit multiple entries, or just one per person?
Take as many tries as you want, that way you can place 1st through 5th.
I think the picture speaks for it's self on this on Z man lol :D
Congrats on the Hits, I know i was stoked when itsbige.com got to its first 50, i honestly have no idea what im at now...
Hope your doing well in life..
Big E
The length of my entry will probably disqualify me, but that's okay. I bet the golden ticket makes the chocolate taste horrible.
COLORADO SPRINGS, CO. PATRICK KILCHERMANN, ASSOCIATED PRESS (14:00MST, 8/12/08): Barrack Obama campaign officer Mr. David Hathaway finally succumbed to malnutrition today, after trying to bring to the forefront of the public's eye, one of the biggest issues of Senator Obama's campaign: Hunger.
"It just doesn't seem fair to me, that if a person in America doesn't feel like getting up to fix something to eat, she or he isn't spoon fed by the government," Mr. Hathaway was quoted as saying.
"When I realized that nobody was outraged by this other than me, It occurred to me that the public at large probably doesn't even KNOW this. And that is why I am doing this- I want everyone to see the kind of country you live in. I want to show America the kind of government the U.N. gave us."
Mr. Hathaway refused pleas from his family and friends to seek medical attention, even as he grew too weak to get up from the couch that he sat upon. All except his fellow Obama campaign officers- people like Jessica Rousch.
Prior to Hathaway's death, Ms. Rousch told us, "Um, I think it's awesome what he's doing. I don't 'member how old I was when I found out that not ev'ryone has their meals fed to them. But I think it was when I moved out of my parents house when I was 35 or 40. I mean, what's the point of even having a government if they aren't going to feed you?"
Hathaway's death is seen by his loved ones as an unnecessary tragedy in the war on hunger. David was 24 years old, and was a recent graduate from the University of Colorado at Boulder with a bachelor's degree in Fecal Arts.
Instead of going to the hospital and having big staff and serpent heal the sick and weary the EMTs decided it was faster to have the messiah cure them.
Obama's plan for Universal Health Care, they get to bask in his presence.
"Obama's Terrorist Attack Response Plan: Make sure a fire truck and ambulance are ready on every corner."
"One way of getting people to notice something is by appealing to their bloodlust."
"One terminally ill patient demanded to be taken to a place of hope."
Okay- my real entry:
"Upon the passage of Universal Health Care, regional Barrack Obama "anti web-slander" campaign officer test-drives new medical response system- Successfully dislodges popcorn kernel that had been bugging him for three days."
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