Here's the original photo:
And the winning caption:"Instead of going to the hospital and having the big staff and serpent heal the sick and weary the EMTs decided it was faster to have the messiah cure them."
Thanks Quinn. Hit me up at zogood@gmail.com with your address and your wonderful prize will be on it's way.
Also, there are couple honorable mentions:
First, from Michael, a photoshopped version entitled "You Shall Not Pass":
And secondly, Varduga with his Onion-esque entry:
COLORADO SPRINGS, CO. PATRICK KILCHERMANN, ASSOCIATED PRESS (14:00MST, 8/12/08): Barrack Obama campaign officer Mr. David Hathaway finally succumbed to malnutrition today, after trying to bring to the forefront of the public's eye, one of the biggest issues of Senator Obama's campaign: Hunger.
"It just doesn't seem fair to me, that if a person in America doesn't feel like getting up to fix something to eat, she or he isn't spoon fed by the government," Mr. Hathaway was quoted as saying.
"When I realized that nobody was outraged by this other than me, It occurred to me that the public at large probably doesn't even KNOW this. And that is why I am doing this- I want everyone to see the kind of country you live in. I want to show America the kind of government the U.N. gave us."
Mr. Hathaway refused pleas from his family and friends to seek medical attention, even as he grew too weak to get up from the couch that he sat upon. All except his fellow Obama campaign officers- people like Jessica Rousch.
Prior to Hathaway's death, Ms. Rousch told us, "Um, I think it's awesome what he's doing. I don't 'member how old I was when I found out that not ev'ryone has their meals fed to them. But I think it was when I moved out of my parents house when I was 35 or 40. I mean, what's the point of even having a government if they aren't going to feed you?"
Hathaway's death is seen by his loved ones as an unnecessary tragedy in the war on hunger. David was 24 years old, and was a recent graduate from the University of Colorado at Boulder with a bachelor's degree in Fecal Arts.
Thanks for participating everyone and be sure to start spreading the good word about The Good Word and be prepared for an AMAZING prize for the next contest, which will begin the day after our first 100-visit day.
P.S. Jose is in town and tomorrow he and I will be double-dipping, be prepared...
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"Mike Hill According To Pat"
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A Michael Hill goes to Carson, as every young Hill should. There's something in Pat's curly fries that does a young Hill good...
"Tap the mana take two damage; the Magic we play... here's to the fries I stole from Pat, right off his own tray..."
The Carson lunches were warm and fair, the chicken nuggets were okay. But best of all was when Pat bought fries, Mike stole them off his tray.
"Tap the mana take two damage; the Magic we play... here's to the fries I stole from Pat, right off his own tray..."
When Mike Hill went to Florida, Jason Wing was lost. He drifted alone helplessly till the Palo pal became his boss.
"Tap the mana take two damage; the Magic we play... here's to the fries I stole from Pat, right off his own tray..."
One time he came back and Pat and Zach went to look. They stood with him and his mexican cousin while watching the movie "Hook".
"Tap the mana take two damage; the Magic we play... here's to the fries I stole from Pat, right off his own tray..."
In Florida Hill became a chef, and a tree fell on his house. He was really into Anime porn which really put Pat out.
"Tap the mana take two damage; the Magic we play... here's to the fries I stole from Pat.....
R-i-i-ight o-o-off his tr-a-ay..."
Pat, I think you need some counseling to get over your deep-seated Curly Fry issues.
And I still do kind of feel bad for Jason Wing, since after Steven Monk left I was basically his only friend. Also, last time I was in Carson I saw his older brother working in the Imperial (or whatever it's called now- the place with Subway), which can't bode well for the Wing Clan.
Also, he's my foster brother that I acquired (long story). I suspect he's actually a Jew, but he denies it. Also, he got an fat semi-Kelly Osborne-looking wife off the Internet from the Exotic Land of Maine. And now he's impregnated her.
NOW YOU KNOW!
And knowing is half the battle.
GO JOE!!!
Ha!! Do I need to moderate here? Keep the word porn off my blog.
Thanks for keeping this place lively guys.
You two should combine forces and form my marketing team.
good post....
also, kevin's blog link doesn't work...
your link has a "k" after the ".com/"
Thanks Leroy. Should be fixed now.
[Sings Pat, in a mournful tone]
An old Hill returns to Carson, as every old Hill must. He feels the empty carton so cold- Pat's fries.. had turned to dust.
:(
Pa-a-at's fri-i-ie-s had turned to du-u-ust.
Pat's fries, had tu-u-u-urned, to du-u-u-ust.
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